calendar=new Date();day=calendar.getDay();month=calendar.getMonth();date=calendar.getDate();
year=calendar.getYear();year1=calendar.getFullYear();if(year<100)year=1900+year;cent=parseInt(year/100);
g=year%19;k=parseInt((cent-17)/25);i=(cent-parseInt(cent/4)-parseInt((cent-k)/3)+19*g+15)%30;i=i-parseInt(i/28)*(1-parseInt(i/28)*parseInt(29/(i+1))*parseInt((21-g)/11));
j=(year+parseInt(year/4)+i+2-cent+parseInt(cent/4))%7;l=i-j;emonth=3+parseInt((l+40)/44);
edate=l+28-31*parseInt((emonth/4));emonth--;var dayname=new Array("Sunday","Monday","Tuesday","Wednesday","Thursday","Friday","Saturday");var monthname=new Array("January","February","March","April","May","June","July","August","September","October","November","December");
document.write("<font face=arial narrow,arial size=1 color=black><b>");document.write(dayname[day]+", ");document.write(monthname[month]+" ");
if(date<10)document.write("0"+date+", ");else document.write(date+", ");
document.write(year1+" ");
if((month==emonth)&&(date==edate))document.write("Easter");
if((month==0)&&(date==1))document.write("New Year's Day");
if((month==1)&&(date==2))document.write("Groundhog Day");
if((month==1)&&(date==8))document.write("Jules Verne born (1828)");
if((month==1)&&(date==12))document.write("Lincoln's Birthday");
if((month==1)&&(date==14))document.write("St. Valentine's Day");
if((month==1)&&(date==15))document.write("Galileo Galilei born (1564)");
if((month==1)&&(date==22))document.write("Washington's Birthday");
if((month==1)&&(date==29))document.write("Leap Day");
if((month==2)&&(date==17))document.write("St. Patrick's Day");
if((month==2)&&(date==21))document.write("J.S. Bach born (1685)");
if((month==3)&&(date==1))document.write("April Fools' Day");
if((month==3)&&(date==8))document.write("Buddha born");
if((month==3)&&(date==15)&&(day!=0))document.write("Income Tax Day (USA), ");
if((month==3)&&(date==16)&&(day==1))document.write("Income Tax Day (USA) ");
if((month==3)&&(date==15))document.write("Leonardo da Vinci born (1452)");
if((month==3)&&(date==22))document.write("Earth Day");
if((month==3)&&(day==0)&&(date>0)&&(date<8))document.write("Daylight Savings Time Begins");
if((month==4)&&(date==1))document.write("May Day");
if((month==4)&&(day==0)&&(date>7)&&(date<16))document.write("Mother's Day");
if((month==4)&&(day==1)&&(date>24))document.write("Memorial Day");
if((month==5)&&(date==21))document.write("Summer Solstice");
if((month==5)&&(day==0)&&(date>15)&&(date<24))document.write("Father's Day");
if((month==6)&&(date==1))document.write("Independence Day (Canada)");
if((month==6)&&(date==4))document.write("Independence Day (USA)");
if((month==6)&&(date==14))document.write("Bastille Day (France)");
if((month==7)&&(date==15))document.write("Independence Day (India)");
if((month==8)&&(day==1)&&(date>0)&&(date<8))document.write("Labor Day (USA)");
if((month==9)&&(day==1)&&(date>7)&&(date<16))document.write("Columbus Day (USA)");
if((month==9)&&(date==24))document.write("United Nations Day");
if((month==10)&&(date==1))document.write("All Saints Day");
if((month==10)&&(date==2))document.write("All Souls Day");
if((month==11)&&(date==24))document.write("Christmas Eve");
if((month==11)&&(date==25))document.write("Christmas");
if((month==11)&&(date==26))document.write("Boxing Day");
if((month==11)&&(date==31))document.write("New Year's Eve");document.write("<br></font>");